PAJAMA HOLDING DEVICE

Teacher to Electronis Student: “Naade” Ko English Mein Kya Kehte Hain?

Student: P.H.D.

Teacher: Kya Matlab?

Student: Pajama Holding Device. 

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TODAY IS NAG PANCHAMI – FUNNY

A couple had a fight whole night…
Later Next morning, Husband offered a glass of milk to his wife.

Wife – You are sorry for fighting with me?

Husband – No… Today is Nag Panchami,
Le Nagin Pee Le.

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HAPPY AND WONDERFUL HOLI

Bright Colors,
Water Balloons,
Lovish Gujiyas and Melodious Songs,
Are The Ingredients of Perfect Holi.
Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi…

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HOMELESS JOKE

One homeless man said to the other homeless man,
”I smell like a sewage dumps!”
So, the other homeless man said,
”A flash flood warning in affect in this area soon, I have a bar of anti-bacteria soap and a shrub brush you can used.”

- Derrick Clark

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NEW YEAR SMS WISHES

Here we brings you the best, greatest and classical new year quotes, new year sms, new year messages and a great new year shayari for your dear ones. This biggest collection is the saying of great historical persons at New Year’s Eve.

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Each age has deemed the new-born year,
The fittest time for festal cheer,
So Happy New Year!
~ Walter Scott

Year’s end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us. Happy Happy New Year!
~ Hal Borland

The merry year is born,
Like the bright berry from the naked thorn. Happy New Year!
~ Hartley Coleridge

Ring out the old, ring in the new,
Ring, happy bells, across the snow:
The year is going, let him go;
Ring out the false, ring in the true.
Happy Happy New Year
~ Alfred, Lord Tennyson, 1850

Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to. Wish You a Very Happy New Year…
~ Bill Vaughn

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. Happy New Year…
~ Bill Vaughan

Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits. Happy New Year…
~ Unknown

A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. Very Very Happy New Year…
~ Unknown

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each New Year find you a better man. Happy Happy New Year!
~ Benjamin Franklin

No one ever regarded the First of January with indifference. It is that from which all date their time, and count upon what is left. It is the nativity of our common Adam. Happiest New Year!
~ Charles Lamb

New Year’s Day is every man’s birthday. Happy New Year…
~ Charles Lamb

Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it’s twice as onerous a duty. Have a Great New Year…
~ John Selden

New Year’s eve is like every other night; there is no pause in the march of the universe, no breathless moment of silence among created things that the passage of another twelve months may be noted; and yet no man has quite the same thoughts this evening that come with the coming of darkness on other nights. Happy New Year!
~ Hamilton Wright Mabie

The Old Year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead. The New Year has taken possession of the clock of time. All hail the duties and possibilities of the coming twelve months! Happy New Year…
~ Edward Payson Powell

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right. Cheers to New Year!!!
~ Oprah Winfrey

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to. Happy New Year…
~ P.J. O’Rourke

Every man should be born again on the first day of January. Start with a fresh page. Take up one hole more in the buckle if necessary, or let down one, according to circumstances; but on the first of January let every man gird himself once more, with his face to the front, and take no interest in the things that were and are past. Happy New Year…
~ Henry Ward Beecher

New Year’s Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. Happy New Year!
~ Mark Twain

The new year begins in a snow-storm of white vows.
***Happy New Year***
~ George William Curtis

For last year’s words belong to last year’s language
And next year’s words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.
“Happy New Year”
~ T.S. Eliot, “Little Gidding”

We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year’s Day. A Great New Year
~ Edith Lovejoy Pierce

A www.shayarism.com New Year SMS collection

Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary community. Thirty days from now, we shall have cast our reformation to the winds and gone to cutting our ancient shortcomings considerably shorter than ever. Happy New Year, Happy New Year!!
~ Mark Twain

People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas. “”Happy New Year”"
~ Unknown

And ye, who have met with Adversity’s blast,
And been bow’d to the earth by its fury;
To whom the Twelve Months, that have recently pass’d
Were as harsh as a prejudiced jury -
Still, fill to the Future! And join in our chime,
The regrets of remembrance to cozen,
And having obtained a New Trial of Time,
Shout in hopes of a kindlier dozen.
{{{ Happy New Year }}}
~ Thomas Hood

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. Happy New Year!!!
~ Brooks Atkinson

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.
+++ Happy NEW YEAR +++
~ Oscar Wilde

Glory to God in highest heaven,
Who unto man His Son hath given;
While angels sing with tender mirth,
A glad new year to all the earth.
Happy New Year to You!!!
~Martin Luther

A new oath holds pretty well; but… when it is become old, and frayed out, and damaged by a dozen annual retryings of its remains, it ceases to be serviceable; any little strain will snap it. [ *Happy New Year* ]
~Mark Twain, speech in New York City, 31 March 1885

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits.
Happy New Year
~ Andre Gide

A www.shayarism.com New Year SMS collection

When then is lost, as time is by,
we look upon the yearly wine
to see our substance in the lees.
Did tribe and purse most pleasing leave?
To look for clear and faithful sense,
that gives a bodied stance bouquet,
then see the vat at mirror’s face
and find in it, the yearly pace.
~ E. Marshall, Vintner Epilogue (Happy Old Year)

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year’s resolutions, and I’ve stuck with it ever since.
Wishing You A Happy New Year…
~ Dave Beard

I do think New Year’s resolutions can’t technically be expected to begin on New Year’s Day, don’t you? Since, because it’s an extension of New Year’s Eve, smokers are already on a smoking roll and cannot be expected to stop abruptly on the stroke of midnight with so much nicotine in the system. Also dieting on New Year’s Day isn’t a good idea as you can’t eat rationally but really need to be free to consume whatever is necessary, moment by moment, in order to ease your hangover. I think it would be much more sensible if resolutions began generally on January the second.
(Happy New Year)
~ Helen Fielding, Bridget Jones’s Diary

New Year’s Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.
Too Much Happy New Year…
~ Jay Leno

We meet today
To thank Thee for the era done,
And Thee for the opening one.
Happy New Year…
~ John Greenleaf Whittier

One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things.
Happy New Year
~ John Burroughs

Of all sound of all bells… most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year. ~Charles Lamb

A happy New Year! Grant that I
May bring no tear to any eye
When this New Year in time shall end
Let it be said I’ve played the friend,
Have lived and loved and labored here,
And made of it a happy year.
~Edgar Guest

It wouldn’t be New Year’s if I didn’t have regrets.
!!! Happy New Year !!!
~ William Thomas

We spend January 1 walking through our lives, room by room, drawing up a list of work to be done, cracks to be patched. Maybe this year, to balance the list, we ought to walk through the rooms of our lives… not looking for flaws, but for potential.
::: Happiest New Year :::
~ Ellen Goodman

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.
Happy Happy Happy New Year
~ Joey Adams

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling;
He who makes one is a fool. Just cheers to New Year!!!
~ F.M. Knowles

The object of a New Year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul and a new nose; new feet, a new backbone, new ears, and new eyes. Unless a particular man made New Year resolutions, he would make no resolutions. Unless a man starts afresh about things, he will certainly do nothing effective. Happy New Year.
~ G.K. Chesterton

I think in terms of the day’s resolutions, not the year’s. Have a Great New Year Day…
~ Henry Moore

Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new month or year. Even when a new century begins it is only we mortals who ring bells and fire off pistols. Happy New Year!
~ Thomas Mann

I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me. Happy New Year + Happy New Year + Happy New Year
~ Anaïs Nin

Why won’t they let a year die without bringing in a new one on the instant, can’t they use birth control on time? I want an interregnum. The stupid years patter on with unrelenting feet, never stopping – rising to little monotonous peaks in our imaginations at festivals like New Year’s and Easter and Christmas – But, goodness, why need they do it? Happy New Year.
~ John Dos Passos, 1917

New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions. ^^^ Happy New Year ^^^
~ Mark Twain

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. (Happy New Year)
~ Jean Paul Richter

The only way to spend New Year’s Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears. Happy New Years…